*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*
Johnny Cash on a hunting trip, c. 1960s
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
phil collins went off doing the tarzan soundtrack.
he ain’t have to go that hard like that.
Easily the best part of the VMAs.
Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door.